February 2012
21 posts
Teller Reveals His Secrets | Arts & Culture |... →
“She started by thanking her husband “because when you thank your husband...”
– goddamn you, meryl
Strobist: How to Avoid Dealing With the Police... →
i doubt another person would ever be capable of making me feel every human emotion there is within less than one week. i love knowing i’m capable of so much “life” in my life. but yeah, let’s keep to the more positive side of the scale. because, ouch.
Playboy Interview: Paul Krugman : Playboy.com →
we’re screwed
listening to "The Mountain Goats - No Children" →
current theme song.
"Don't let this get to you for too long, ya know? Then he wins."
"He already won when he manipulated me into falling in love with him a long time ago."
listening to "The Muffs - Numb" →
“idealize your captor”
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“Falling in love is totally magical and beautiful and gives you this insane...”
sadovsky:
I COVERED LUDACRIS CAUSE…. i don’t...
"I Am Not The Catwoman," Wails Convicted Robber:... →
Thanks Senator Gillibrand.
February 1, 2012
Dear Mr. Danielle,
Thank you for writing to me regarding S. 968, the PROTECT IP Act of 2011. I understand the concerns that have been raised over the original approach towards solving the problem online piracy poses to our overall economy and New York jobs. All New Yorkers should be able to agree on the shared goals of cracking down on the illegal piracy of copyrighted...
January 2012
43 posts
stupid tattle tales. now how do i do my amazon.com...
Sophia Stockton, College Student, Finds Cocaine In Textbook Ordered From Amazon
Stockton took the book and bag to the local police station where officers confirmed her suspicion.
Authorities believe the cocaine may be worth up to $400, and investigators are looking into where it could have come from, KSHB TV reports.
what the hell? bitch, shut up. this is like one of those moments you...
I used to remember to craiglist a lot more, for no...
Just got an email. from a “casting agent” I replied to on craiglist, last year. first is her email that I got tonight. Under that is the reply I recieved, attached to the email I sent last year, which makes me burst out laughing since 1) it was def a joke 2) it’s all in caps yet saved her e-mail list 3) it details the photos I attached at the time, wtf? was i ever this funny?...
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via loveyourchaos
fuck you all
The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud |... →
yes i hate all these things
Dog Watches Marmaduke →
85% of my time at home is searching for weird dog related things on the internet to enjoy. I’m laughing hysterical to this. Look at fucking serious this dog is into this movie. I would do anything to read his mind. When I turn off my computer, I’ll probably be on Animal Planet or Pets TV.
A girly-girls survival guide to pigskin and hoops... →
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“After Wikipedia blackrout, somewhere, a student today is doing original research...”
– Jonathan Lamy, RIAA’s Senior Vice President of Communications, regarding Wikipedia’s blackout in protest of SOPA and PIPA. He later deleted the tweet. (via officialssay)
Wendy Strgar: Top 10 Tips for Healing Your Love →
Feelings are like weather systems that provide fertile information for your life, but they are too changeable and impermanent to trust as a compass for what you are doing in your relationships
"The Worst Outfits Carrie Bradshaw Ever Wore " →
I loved Sex and the City. Still do. The show, not the movies. A lot of the episodes were funny and cool. Although sometimes, I want to stick my fist through the tv over how much of a doormat the main character allowed herself to be in her relationships. I would have really appreciated if they let her finish the series single instead of ending up with the commitment-phobic jerkoff that had her...
Broken Heart Will Kill You, Says Science:... →
omg like elephants. NO
Revised text from over a year ago.
Why is it so hard sometimes to get past one’s ego/pride and commit to being a little submissive? I think I worded that right.
Many people would try to pin this on how there is a battle between the sexes, but currently we know that relationships are not between just men and women. Two women, two men, sister-wives, and even certain friendships can apply.
The answer, in my opinion, is because...
Thirteen Virtues
In 1726, at the age of 20, Benjamin Franklin created a system to develop his character. In his autobiography, Franklin listed his thirteen virtues as:
Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.
Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time.
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I hate her →
feeling pretty sick.