tonight is gonna be crazy..i should probably start pregaming now….9am? sounds good.
home eating crayons
Dock Street. SIHP
OH YEA IT’S HAPPENING http://www.danidisaster.com/
SEND OUT ALL THE GUARDS IN THE KINGDOM! FIND ME MY PRINCESS
My train was delayed because of bubble wrap
I have no phone right now
Just woke up. Had a dream about Santa!
I got my dress set for the DAPSYS this Saturday 11PM. I am presenting with the Dirty Talk Macbook. Don’t forget also the SIHP show! Friday!
I just got served. :(
This yellow snow tastes funny……………….
crisis averted. “I totally saw him lick his lips after he swallowed.”
You bastards! Why must you doom me! *Shakes fist* DAMN YOU
I am excited about a lot this week!
going to THE CUP @ 10. everyone else go so I don’t have to deal with you anywhere else
ALL YOUR PHOTOS ARE UP
SOMEONE SET UP VOODOO IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! What the fuck? I’m onto you lesbians/wiccans
my aim is LightThisFuse so harass away
I HAVE A FUCKING EPIC WEEK AHEAD! Ask me why! Do it. I love bragging.
my sister always has her hand in her ass. I told her I’m writing this so maybe she can stop
toasting bread…it’s an art
Valentines Day? Never heard of it.
Really tired of all the serious fucking business going on
I am hungry
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Today is my parents Anniversary of making sure I wasn’t a BASTARD child in the eyes of God.
writing a daps post about how to succeed and win awards in life
I think he wants to be my friend http://i41.tinypic.com/1zz5bh5.jpg
I decided it would be a good idea to play with buttons on my computer monitor..and now I’m in visual hell. I also keep making it worse.
whacha gona do brother http://tinyurl.com/ct8fyn
OH MY GOD DRUNKEN NEGRO COOKIES? http://tinyurl.com/c85cpq
I just gave my Mother a balloon and a card suggesting we get wasted later. Happy Birthday!
happy birthday mom!
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I just blew my nose and looked at the tissue after. Why?
Obama had to retake his oath last night. LOL I KNEW IT WASNT REAL!
Skynet is the only robot that can play jazz music, because it’s self aware.
I finished all the pie last night. I’ve damned the Dani!Of Today to a pie-free hell
I feel weird. I don’t think I want Obama. I have Bush stockholm syndrome
Obama is President. So the news interviews every black person ever.
The New York Times reports that as GWB flew away the crowd below chanted, “Na Na Na Na/Na Na Na Na/Hey Hey Hey/Good-bye.
Bye Bush!!!! I’m glad the media waited till he was done to call him out on shit. *cough*PUSSY*cough* PS People still call Americans “Yanks”?