just overheard some poor sap getting screamed at over a phone for knocking up a 14 yr old.
just was mocked by a ten year old while waiting for the bus. “haha you have school!” i flipped him off behind his back. who’s more mature?
Packing up my school bag with snacks and freshly sharpened pencils. Mmmm! It’s like grade school all over again.
Getting completely ready to leave for 8 AM just in case I can’t squeeze in the last minute program change that would give me more time
Score! Switched to the better class! My plan worked! Now I don’t have to go fucking insaneeeee! Thank god that shit opened. Praise The Lord
back to school tomorrow.
Woke up early because I was promised cupcakes today. Also-got caught watching Jonas Brothers on TV. Ugh. Leave me alone. I’m a pedophile?
Just noticed that I have nearly two bins full of stuffed animals I’ve won from claw machines. This is why I give them away when I win now.
I need to make a human sacrifice. I see no alternative. I must please the Gods so they make grand me good health and fortune this season
Watching Married with Children. As a child growing up with this show, I idolized the character Kelly Bundy (pre-dumb blonde bimbo upgrade)
I’m going to be taking a twitter hiatus. No, not to dedicate more time playing X-Box. Okay. Maybe yes. Goodbye cruel twitterverse (for now)
Boss at the end of Batman. AA is prettttty lame. Anti-climatic. Sigh. Almost the best game ever. Change the ending? Add more villains?
You won’t ever hear from me again because so far Batman .. Arkham Asylum is the BEST THING EVER. I love video games :-[
Sick in bed today. Had to cancel a pretty amazing day. Booo.
Laughing at my sister’s toilet crisis right now. She can’t find the beginning of the toilet paper roll! Then it fell out of the holder, ahah
I need John Ratel’s number. From New Moon Jellies. Give me his digits now.
#dailyquestion I’d be a groupie with Bach in 1700s, Jk. For real, gotta go Oldschool Beatles Applescruffs style, baby! Then you get songs..
About to beat down my sister if she don’t unload the god damn dishwasher. PS I had a dream she had a crush on a rapist. I will blackmail her
i love the way books smell. magazines too. minus the ones with perfume ads.
RT @augiemania Everything gets weird when Im drunk… Signing up for AA.
I hate Sunday. All I do is sit and watch the clock tick away the hours until True Blood comes on. I can’t watch this stupid show anymore!!!!
I am FREEZING! Time to break out my winter coat, ya’ll.
When eating tv dinners, I like to mix all the sections up. Even my meals are anarchy! Down with the man! I will not have split sections!
RT @tomj16 @daniellewardbitch do u sniff coke Im far from Mexican u fukin mexican do u kno who I am
Little League World Series GO STATEN ISLAND!!!!!!!!
How come we ain’t as Japanese as we used to be
While sitting at the dinner table, I was taught by my brother how to make ideal fake farting sounds. I’m 6 years old.
My dog needs to shut the fuck up when I’m trying to watch Project Runway.
Was having a peaceful nap until HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL came on. What the FUCK? Sharpay’s twin looks like a fucking crackhead.
RT LOLOLOL @KristenSharkey Dani Disaster is an idiot. First I’ll punch Jay, & then Kate, & then her. How bout that?
My brother and sister watch Danny Phantom too much. I swear to god. Every time I come in the living room someone gonna “go ghost” in there
“Get your dicks out. Cause I heard there some pretty big cocks here in Israel!” - Lady Gaga
RT @KristenSharkey @everyone, please stop talking about Jay Miller. I want to punch things when you do.
Really tired of asshole men….
Just woke up from an extremely scary nightmare.
i just saved a little baby from climbing herself out the staten island ferry window.
back on the ferry. watching a mom smack her kid around for getting in danger. couldnt save this one. sigh.
dad went to er due to a hand stabbing at work. thug life..?
dreading a commute to the city today just to drop off two checks.
Anyone want to lend me like, 50 bucks? I need to buy a bullet, rent a gun, and shoot myself in the fucking head already.
I’m going on a hunger strike until facebook.com works again. Now how the fuck am I going to stalk people today!?
Someone do this shit with me.
#fact My sister panics about tuna not being dolphin safe
“today the baby got stuck in the crawl space. so we left him here, and let him scream all night.”
When my sister plays moonlight sonata on the piano, my mother meows along to it. yes. meows. like a cat.
Watching the steam come off the street from how hot it was all day. Good thing we’re cooling off now..
Word of advice, when speaking to me, unless you are doing an impression of someone, do not address me as “girl”. Things like “Hey girl” = no
Reading 7000 Slang Insults by Dan Pearce & Jonathon Green. My profanity is about to reach a whole new level of horrible.
In the movie Big, starring Tom Hanks - does anyone else get freaked out that he sleeps with Elizabeth Perkins? She nailed a 13 year old!