Sophie and I discussing my birthday this Wed
it'd be awesome
you have to like
interview this guy tho
and see how you feel
florida guy was like
at one poitn i was like
I feel like he's a creep
can you not bring him and just gimmie you
i feel like someone took a shit in my mouth and he was like "indeed" and i was like
I NEVER SEE YOU LEAVE THE MAN AT HOMEEEEEEEEE
jeff goldblum, is it u
NO IT CAN'T BE JEFF
LADIES LEAVE UR MAN AT HOME
Either be super low maintenance or go full blown crazy to the point where you throw phones in the street and threaten the lives of attractive women in your eye line. They both work surprisingly well. In between won’t get you anywhere.
ya'll can consider this your warning.
from this btw http: //hellogiggles.com/single-girls-guide
Lighter than air - The Big Picture - Boston.com →
listening to "Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones" →
It has been my bad fault, occasionally, for mistaking another person as my parallel. Meaning you are not together, but two people, facing the same direction. You are co-pilots. You are partners. You are great companions. The security that comes with a feeling of love like that is priceless. Then something happens. Maybe they deceived you. Maybe they portrayed you. They did something that you...
listening to "JOEY RAMONE (RAMONES) - I Don →
Today would be the 60th Birthday of Joey Ramone
i have been dying for a cigarette lately...
i honestly wish i could take a time machine, to whenever i developed the decision to start smoking, and beat the living shit out of myself. i have had not a single smoke since mid feb. it’s amazing how my ability to smell grew. i don’t wake up with nostrils on concrete snot. it’s also amazing how i really want a fucking cigarette. i’ve been told i probably save a lot of...
too early probably to plan Halloween costume but
black canary or 60s verison playboy bunny?
i preferred having a team mate
he wears sandals so it’s not a big deal if he ditches me– s.
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no you all copied andrea
funniest part about planning a birthday for yourself, is realizing you would be content with inviting no one MORE BEERS FOR ME okay. my dog can come.
I suppose I should be expressing some ambivalence about the targeted killing of...– Jon Stewart on the death of Osama bin Laden (via fusels)
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stop saying the mlk thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not rejoice at the death of the man. Rejoice because he will not cause death...– Sarah Brandon (via savvylikeyeahhh) I can agree with this. (via spytap)