stupid tattle tales. now how do i do my amazon.com...
Sophia Stockton, College Student, Finds Cocaine In Textbook Ordered From Amazon Stockton took the book and bag to the local police station where officers confirmed her suspicion. Authorities believe the cocaine may be worth up to $400, and investigators are looking into where it could have come from, KSHB TV reports. what the hell? bitch, shut up. this is like one of those moments you...
I used to remember to craiglist a lot more, for no...
Just got an email. from a “casting agent” I replied to on craiglist, last year. first is her email that I got tonight. Under that is the reply I recieved, attached to the email I sent last year, which makes me burst out laughing since 1) it was def a joke 2) it’s all in caps yet saved her e-mail list 3) it details the photos I attached at the time, wtf? was i ever this funny?...
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...– Lemony Snicket (via loveyourchaos fuck you all
The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud |... →
yes i hate all these things
Dog Watches Marmaduke →
85% of my time at home is searching for weird dog related things on the internet to enjoy. I’m laughing hysterical to this. Look at fucking serious this dog is into this movie. I would do anything to read his mind. When I turn off my computer, I’ll probably be on Animal Planet or Pets TV.
A girly-girls survival guide to pigskin and hoops... →
After Wikipedia blackrout, somewhere, a student today is doing original research...– Jonathan Lamy, RIAA’s Senior Vice President of Communications, regarding Wikipedia’s blackout in protest of SOPA and PIPA. He later deleted the tweet. (via officialssay)
Wendy Strgar: Top 10 Tips for Healing Your Love →
Feelings are like weather systems that provide fertile information for your life, but they are too changeable and impermanent to trust as a compass for what you are doing in your relationships
"The Worst Outfits Carrie Bradshaw Ever Wore " →
I loved Sex and the City. Still do. The show, not the movies. A lot of the episodes were funny and cool. Although sometimes, I want to stick my fist through the tv over how much of a doormat the main character allowed herself to be in her relationships. I would have really appreciated if they let her finish the series single instead of ending up with the commitment-phobic jerkoff that had her...
Broken Heart Will Kill You, Says Science:... →
omg like elephants. NO
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Why is it so hard sometimes to get past one’s ego/pride and commit to being a little submissive? I think I worded that right. Many people would try to pin this on how there is a battle between the sexes, but currently we know that relationships are not between just men and women. Two women, two men, sister-wives, and even certain friendships can apply. The answer, in my opinion, is because...
In 1726, at the age of 20, Benjamin Franklin created a system to develop his character. In his autobiography, Franklin listed his thirteen virtues as: Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation. Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time. ...
I hate her →
feeling pretty sick.
Revised text from over a year ago.
Why is it so hard sometimes to get past one’s ego/pride and commit to being a little submissive? I think I worded that right. Many people would try to pin this on how there is a battle between the sexes, but currently we know that relationships are not between just men and women. Two women, two men, sister-wives, and even certain friendships can apply. The answer, in my opinion, is...
I just found one of my favorite journal entries...
This is from a few years ago. I don’t want to be too specific so that I can protect the person it was about but it’s pretty old. The title makes me laugh. I don’t even remember writing this. It’s just so funny that not much has changed in several years. still mad & psycho. so why am I going on dates? tomorrow is date number 3, or 2, depending if you count drunk...
I am an ENFP?
The Portait of the Champion (ENFP) The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in accomplishing their aims, and informative and expressive when relating with others. For Champions, nothing occurs which does not have some deep ethical significance, and this, coupled with their uncanny sense of the motivations of others, gives them a talent for seeing life as an exciting...
will power and confidence are only a small concentrated thought away from anyones grasp
Does your dog actually know what you're thinking?... →
OZ CAN READ MY MIND I KNEW IT
listening to "Joey Ramone - Stop Thinking About... →
Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
synecdoche: thecranium: anniehinton: Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth. “Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a...
the sound of my cat pissing
He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....– Bob Marley (via aquaticuss )