Just got an email. from a “casting agent” I replied to on craiglist, last year. first is her email that I got tonight. Under that is the reply I recieved, attached to the email I sent last year, which makes me burst out laughing since 1) it was def a joke 2) it’s all in caps yet saved her e-mail list 3) it details the photos I attached at the time, wtf? was i ever this funny? weird.
to:danidisaster@gmail.com
Re: NEW YORK
I’m now casting a new show for a major tv production company here and I’m looking for very vocal Moms who want to get plastic surgery for their teens. If this describes you, you’d be perfect for the show. Please take a look and please forward to your friends!
Thanks! Jill
TV Show Seeks Moms Who Want Plastic Surgery For Their Teens!
Are you a Mom who feels your teen would benefit from plastic surgery? Do you feel it’s never too young to improve upon a look? Do you feel it would completely change his or her life? We are looking for lots of Mom who are very vocal and opinionated. Would you like to get this done prior to a special event? We want to hear all about it! A major production company in the tv industry is looking for lots of candidates interested in plastic surgery.
Please e-mail the full story with photos, videos and include what you’d like to have done and why-please include phone numbers to beautytvshowcasting@gmail.com.
——-Original Message——-
From: danidisaster <danidisaster@gmail.com>
To: jillcasidy <jillcasidy@aol.com>
Sent: Sat, May 15, 2010 9:04 pm
Subject: NEW YORK
HOW DARE YOU POST THIS AD! YOU EXPECT TO GET MY AMAZING LIFE STORY FOR FREE? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? AM I YOUR SLAVE? STATEN ISLAND IS NOT YOUR BOROUGH TO EXPLOIT!! MY BIOGRAPHY IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY AND IT WILL ONLY BE GIVEN TO THE BEST BIDDER BECAUSE I AM A STRONG, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, SUCCESSFUL, AND POPULAR WOMAN! MY LIFE IS MINE NOT YOURS!!
WHAT YOU WILL FIND ATTACHED ARE TWO PHOTOS.
ONE OF ME WITH CONAN OBRIENS HAIRSTYLE PHOTOSHOPPED ON MY HEAD. I BET YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REAL BUT IT’S JUST MY SKILLS.
THE NEXT ONE IS A SCREEN SHOT OF A SAILOR MAKING OUT WITH ME IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE CAUSE HE WANTED TO TAP MY ASS FREE OF CHARGE.
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU. ENJOY FINDING THE AMAZINGNESS OF STATEN ISLAND.
